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1. Keep your web browser and operating system up to date.
2. Install your favorite antivirus software or activate windows defender.
3. Adblock is your friend! Advertisements may annoy your porn viewing experience, but they're, most of the time, the only way for websites to fund their hosting costs.
4. Be careful, when you install software from unknown sources. Example: A porn tube may require you to install a special browser extension to be able to download a certain free porn movie. Use common sense, although you're horny as a rabbit!
5. Ignore ads that inform and warn you that your device has been infected with viruses. They'll trick you to install custom anti-virus software, which will infect your PC or mobile phone for real.
6. Don't reply to porn scam emails demanding you to pay money. Nobody has captured you fapping to certain free porn videos on a porn tube. Don't freak out and empty your piggy bank, since it's a lie. Your personal sex video won't be leaked to your friends.
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1. I'm not the owner of any of the top porn sites listed on ThePornDude, and I want to make it crystal clear that I am not responsible for the content hosted on their websites. My role is solely to REVIEW and provide information about these porn sites. If you come across any illegal or copyright-infringing content, I strongly encourage you to contact the respective site owner directly. They are the ones who have control over the content and can take appropriate action to remove it.
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